Road travel makes summer vacation fun, easy and affordable. All you need to do is pick up your keys and go – no destination in mind. In between landmarks and destinations, add some fun to your road trip with these hilarious travel jokes that only a dad could love.
What did E.T.’s mother say to him when he got home? “Where on Earth have you been?!”
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing Taxi.
I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS. THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
I like when flies won’t leave my car on long road trips. Have fun moving to Kansas, tiny bug.
What goes through towns, up hills, and down hills but never moves? The road!
We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
With jokes like these, you’ll smile, laugh and roll your eyes all the way to your summer destination. Peasy is a tolling solution that gives you worry-free access to speedy toll lanes. You never have to pay with cash or deal with a late penalty again when you register one or more vehicles on your Peasy account.